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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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frecklesrex:

6/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

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frecklesrex:

5/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

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frecklesrex:

4/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

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frecklesrex:

1/? These are just a couple of my favourite supernatural tumblr posts. These are not mine.

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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catnapswithjamesfranco:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This post grows on you.

catnapswithjamesfranco:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This post grows on you.

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stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

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thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

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kylejthompson:

I found a ghost town while driving though the midwest. I spent the day wading through dead grass and exploring the vacant homes.  A rusty water tower lay on the outskirts of the town and the yards were littered with old cars.

 New life took over the town.  Birds had built nests in many of the homes and there was a dead lamb in one.  As it grew dark it began to rain.  I picked the house with the cleanest bed and slept inside as I listened to rain drip through holes in the ceiling and patter on the roof.  I woke up early to the sounds of raccoons near me on the stairs.

fallout irl

This is actually really scary once you think about it. There are newspapers and lightbulbs and a painting on the desk in the second picture. There’s a trailer in the fourth, along with numerous cars. There are pots and personal effects in the second to last, and the place is trashed. What made everyone leave in such a hurry that they didn’t have time to grab what was dear to them, or even leave in their cars? Why would they leave them there, and not even consider driving away? What madness inflicted all of the residents to simply leave, without taking anything?

well living in the midwest is a good reason to leave

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tjpytheas:

Rediculous.

tjpytheas:

Rediculous.

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old

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grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

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plant-sex:

MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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